Hola, it is I, your future ruler of the world. It is time for another insight to my mind and what a grand time we WILL have. ^ - ^

I recently visited Best Buy and played on the Wii (Super Smash Brother Brawl is great). Someone had asked me why I was playing such a lame game. I should play the X-box instead. What an insult! (That man will play dearly for such an insult.) X-box is a crappy piece of machine. When I become ruler, I will have all the X-boxes in the world put into an atomic rocket and shoot it into outer space, where I hope it hit’s a distant planet. Then I will let leeches slowly and painfully drain the blood of those that thought of such a horrible machine. I will kill two birds with one stone. ^ - ^ X-boxes will be destroyed and I get to watch people being tortured with leeches (Joy).

I know that many care about the X-box but personally I cannot stand it for two reasons. One, it is a ticking time bomb. It overheats more then other systems and has the highest failure rate. Someone told me that his friend came over with his 360 and when they plugged it in, the red ring of doom appeared. He said that the 360 was the second one that his friend had gotten, (taking the time to ask his friend if he wanted to play his Nintendo instead [Evilness]). The second reason is a bit odd and unbelievable but my friends have played witness to this. Every time I touch one, I get hurt, usually from a shock. When Rock Band came out, I went to Best Buy to try it out. It was not working so I put my hand under the panel to fix it. I managed to fix it before the damn machine fell on my bent hand. It hurt like hell. Besides, Playstation and Wii have all I want. (Like Final Fantasy)

That is all for today. Until next time

Conquering one mind at a time
Pika

((PS: It is a proven fact that 360 has the highest failure rate. I looked it up))